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The Black Swan: Beach Bum Edition

I own a black tutu that I love very dearly. I like to think I transform into the Black Swan while wearing it. Don’t laugh, people have told me that there’s an uncanny resemblance between Natalie Portman and myself. K fine, I lied. No one’s ever said that. But that’s irrelevant. I paired my tutu with my favorite summer sweatshirt. Why, you ask? Just because. Because why? Because I got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine. I can point my toes while wearing a tutu and a ballerina bun, ie: I am the Black Swan. (Minus the creepy webbed feet, …
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