5 valid reasons to invest in neoprene:
- When your immature friend throws you in the pool, you'll be the one with the last laugh.
- You can wear it to a party without worrying about drinks spilling on it - it's WATERPROOF.
- It's wrinkle-proof so you don't have to worry about sitting for long periods of time while wearing it. COUGH silk COUGH.
- You can look edgified while scuba diving. Hashtag winning.
- It's mad comfortable.