Today I present to you the DJ Eyeworm look. Remember DJ Earworm? He’s the one that took every popular song of the year and created this insane mashup/remix called United States of Pop. So here is the edgified, visual, sartorial equivalent. I revisit my favorite pieces previously discussed on this groovy blog, mash them up and BAM my new name is DJ Eyeworm. My plaid bad boys are back. So are my Minnie pumps, Phoebe and my rad green pom pom.
How to make a DIY (most abused acronym of the year) Edgified DJ Eyeworm look:
Throw on some plaid bad boys, these by Theory. Add a ”Polly want a gluten-free cracker” parrot shirt: Zara.
Layer a holy (in every sense of the word) sweater in bordeaux, one of le key colors of le season, this one is Helmut Lang.
Add a thumbs up, scrunch your nose as such, show em your best “Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?!” eyebrow arch and plop a pom pom on your head.
Take Phoebe for a Piggy-arm ride.
Throw on some more navy accents; a pair of Minnie shoes, a Zara jacket and throw your tongue in the air like you just don’t care.
I just supplied you with the previously confidential recipe for my DJ Eyeworm look. Free. Of. Charge. You’re welcome dear comrades. You are welcome.